“New” is probably one of the most overworked adjectives…

And so begins a hilarious press release describing the “all-new” ‘83 Isuzu Impulse, back from the days when Isuzu built and sold its own passenger cars in this country, and conveniently skipping over the notion that the Impulse has T-Car (Chevette) guts.

Good times, good times.

Another one rescued from the bowels of 6420 Wilshire Boulevard.